10 signs you should unfriend someone on Facebook

 I am not really unfriending people on Facebook, but sometimes you need to take a look at the whole thing and say that it's time to clean your friends list


1. She’s a firm believer that you can learn a lot about your health from your poop — and has the status updates to prove it.
2. You’ve only met him once but he “likes” everything you do on Facebook. Uh, stalk much?
3. You’re pretty sure she doesn't wear her dress and veil everyday, but the girl can’t stop posting pics from her wedding two years ago.
4. He changed his relationship status to single instead of breaking up with you in person.
5. One word: Farmville.
6. They might not be on The Biggest Loser but for some reason they want the entire world to know what they had for lunch, how many miles they just ran, and when they are sweating it out at the gym.
7. She has a photo album of your days as a teen beauty pageant queen, a scanner, and a passion for tagging.
8. EVERY WORD THEY WRITE IS IN CAPS AND USUALLY FOLLOWED BY TONS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!
9. “So-and-So added you as a friend on Facebook” is the most you’ve heard from him in 10 years. Now that you’ve accepted the request you still haven’t connected.
10. You call her Mom.